eBay Won’t Let You Sell Magic Potions Anymore

Dumbledore must be pissed: eBay has announced it will no longer allow the sale of hexes and potions.

Starting next month, the site’s new guidelines also will prohibit the sale of blessings, enchantments, psychic advice, “and other metaphysical readings & services.” Such transactions often end up in “issues that can be difficult to resolve,” explains a spokeswoman.

But if you are a witch or warlock, don’t worry, more tangible items often used in rites such as crystals are still game. And those who want to sell their magic can head over to Craigslist, where postings still offer “Big Booty Spells” and “Candy Charms.”

On a curious related note: Catholic holy water still makes the cut.