Farrah Abraham just started her publicity tour for “Backdoor Teen Mom”, you know, the sex tape that was ‘never’ meant to go public…

Anyway, she stopped by Entertainment Tonight to talk about it and… well… it goes from dumb, to funny, to just plain sad.

Also, now that her naughty bits are covered I noticed how ugly her mug is…. damn

Farrah Abraham is officially a backdoor mom… and a definite crowd pleaser.

Eager anal fans crashed Vivid’s site to get a look at her porn movie, according to sources, Farrah’s 70-minute debut, “Backdoor Teen Mom,” lured in more than 2 million visitors in just 12 hours Monday, killing Kim Kardashian’s record in the process.

Vivid managers were able to access additional servers to handle, as they put it, “the immense load.”

Here’s a link to a preview… I don’t think I need to warn you that this goes to a porn site which, as all of you already know, is extremely NSFW. (link)

Porn honcho Steve Hirsch is about to release “Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham’s sex tape, and is giving MTV a fair warning: The video will be released to the world on Monday unless they come up with a really good legal reason to keep it under wraps.

The Vivid Entertainment president is sending the network an ultimatum just days before the tape goes live. Hirsch wants to know if there’s something in Farrah’s contract that would prohibit her from making porn.

No word yet from MTV.

So yeah, by now we all know that MTV’s former ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham and her Frankentits shot a porno. And by now we all know that she sold her movie to porn giant Vivid Entertainment for nearly one million dollars… we are now just waiting for the damn thing to come out.

The skin flick, titled Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, will be released to the public this coming Monday but some ‘leaked’ video stills have already popped online.

And as for whether the tape will live up to its name, Vivid founder Steven Hirsch suggested in a press release that it “definitely” will.

“I think many fans will be shocked at how truly explicit it is,” Hirsch is quoted as saying, “including stunning backdoor scenes. Farrah’s looks remind me of a young Kim Kardashian and we all know how her story turned out.”

Here are the stills, be warned that she’s totally naked here (it’s a porn movie!) and are obviously NSFW:

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If you make a porn movie and pass it off as a ‘sex tape’ and then say you don’t want anyone to see it unless you get paid is apparently not a scam but a million dollar idea… just ask “Teen Mom” star Farrah Abraham who finally struck a deal for her on-camera banging session in the high six figures.

According to TMZ, Farrah finally inked a deal with Vivid for close to a million dollars.

The 70-minute-long skin flick, which also features professional porn actor James Deen, will be titled: “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom.”

Your kid will be so proud.

‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham finally admitted what we all knew already: Her ‘sex tape’ is actually a porn movie.

But don’t get her wrong, the ONLY reason she made it was to immortalize her hot 21-year-old body so she can look back on it when she’s old… but she is willing to sell it for a couple million dollars (surprise)

Abraham told TMZ that her lawyer is dealing with a porn company, and she “will not be settling for anything less than a couple million” bucks.

The now professional porn actress, “Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham, took a moment to pose in a bikini before shooting her porno with porn actor James Deen this past weekend.

That’s the worst boob job I’ve seen in a while… guess we’ll have to see it in action when the ‘sex tape’ come out.

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James Deen, the porn actor with the biggest penis you’ll ever see, confirmed he is the co-star in a porno along former teen-mom Farrah Abraham

Deen — a professional porn star who, as you probably remember, co-stared with Lindsay Lohan in ‘The Canyons’ said: “Word travels fast … it isn’t even edited yet. We shot it yesterday.”

When sources asked if the two were dating, Deen said, “Definitely not dating. Got tested together on Friday and then saw her on set. That is my only experience with the lady.”

TMZ reported earlier that the XXX footage is being shopped around to various porno companies — including Vivid. Steve Hirsch told TMZ he’s seen the entire tape and “It’s amazing … and I’m doing everything in my power to get the rights to put it out.”