A Tasmanian man was looking forward to recording some groovy “paranormal activity” in his home and set up a camera to catch the action… but as these thing usually work out, instead he picked up an extramarital affair between his 28-year-old wife and his 16-year-old son.

The woman entered her stepson’s room one day last October to talk about his driving lessons. Talking led to tickling, which led to kissing, which led to sex, Crown Prosecutor Jackie Hartnett told the Supreme Court.

When confronted about it the woman denied the relationship at first, but eventually came clean, and admitted to having had sex with the teen on at least three occasions.

The woman has reportedly pleaded guilty to five counts of having sexual intercourse with a young person, and will be sentenced next week.

An auction of historical goods will be held in London today and boy do they have something rare: A few drops of Mahatma Gandhi’s blood

The blood samples, taken when the Indian nationalist leader was recovering from an appendectomy in 1924, are expected to fetch around $20,000. Gandhi fans will also have the chance to buy his sandals, shawl, and rice bowl.

Bizarrely, the auction will also include some Adolf Hitler-related items, including a marble block from the Nazi leader’s bunker and a signed 1936 Christmas card from Berlin.

How about we start our Tuesday morning with a feel-good story.

CBS News was interviewing residents of Moore, Oklahoma, who survived yesterday’s horrific tornado.

Cue adorable old woman, Barbara Garcia, who describes how she lost her beloved dog during the tornado and wasn’t able to find him… that’s until they are reunited right there in the middle of the interview.

Break out the tissue box!

A Fiat employee definitely deserves a raise after he managed to photobomb this Volkswagen office in Sweden with a Fiat 500 on Google Maps street view.

According to sources, the employee saw the street view car driving past their offices and followed it for 45 minutes to the Volkswagen office, then he just drove up the driveway and waited.

BURN.

Meet Olivia Sprauer, a high school teacher from Florida who was asked to resign after her sometimes naked modeling photos were sent to her principal.

Sprauer was teaching English at Martin County High School and modeling under the name Victoria Valentine James on the side.

The 26-year-old says she will miss her students but was planning on quitting at the end of the school year anyway to go into modeling full-time and go to graduate school.

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Jonah Falcon, the man with the world’s largest penis (it’s 13.5 inches long,) recorded a pop song called, of course, “It’s Too Damn Big”

Oh, he released a video for it too…

I’m sorry.

The now infamous deranged sorority email writer, Rebecca Martinson, has been forced to resign her house after her f-word ridden plea to her sisters to suck less was leaked and instantly went viral.

“Delta Gamma has accepted the resignation of one of its members whose email relating to a social event has been widely distributed and publicized,” the official Delta Gamma Facebook explained in a post. “This email should not be depicted in any way as standard or routine or tied to any official sorority voice. It is not an official voice or message and should not be construed as such.”

In case you missed it, here is the original e-mail the University of Maryland junior sent her fellow Delta Gamma sisters (with names changed):

If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you’re sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride.

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I’ve been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you’re reading this right now and saying to yourself “But oh em gee Julia, I’ve been having so much fun with my sisters this week!”, then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don’t have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself.

I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that’s not fucking possible if you’re going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you’re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people fucking retarded? That’s not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you’re mentally slow so I can make sure you don’t go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said “Yeah we’re gonna invite Zeta over”, would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn’t, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN’T be post gaming at other frats, I don’t give a FUCK if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON’T GO. YOU. DON’T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do fucking NOT convince other girls to leave with you.

“But Julia!”, you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, “I’ve been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn’t that count for something?” NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN’T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN’T COUNT BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT SOBER FUCKING EVENTS TOO. I’ve not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like “durr what’s kickball?” is not fucking funny), but I’ve gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don’t give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it’s time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR FUCKING MATCHUP. I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don’t give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.

“Ohhh Julia, I’m now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad”. Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you’re a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you:

DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT’S EVENT.

I’m not fucking kidding. Don’t go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I’ve mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you’re unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me “Oh nooo boo hoo I can’t talk to boys I’m too sober”, then I pity you because I don’t know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don’t fucking show up unless you’re going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight’s event, I will tell you to leave even if you’re sober. I’m not even kidding. Try me.

And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don’t give a fuck. Go fuck yourself.

A man in India has been arrested for selling his newborn grandson online.

And although the news are horrible, the fact is I was more shocked by what the baby was sold for at first and then bought for later on… You see, Feroz Khan, 47, kidnapped the baby shortly after his birth in Ludhiana,telling his daughter the infant was stillborn. He sold the baby for $830 to a nurse, who sold him to a hospital lab assistant for about $5,500, who in turn sold him to a New Delhi businessman for almost $15,000

That’s 18 times the original ‘value’.

Anyway, police recovered the baby from the businessman’s home. Five people have been arrested over the deals, and the baby was returned to his mother.