Ciara Sure Knows How To Do A Proper Lap Dance (video)
‘I Touch Myself’ Singer Chrissy Amphlett Dead At 53
You might not remember the name Chrissy Amphlett or rock band Divinyls… but I bet you can sing “I Touch Myself”
The raunchy lead singer of the Australian band died at her home in New York City yesterday. She was 53 years old. “Christine Joy Amphlett succumbed to the effects of breast cancer and multiple sclerosis, diseases she vigorously fought with exceptional bravery and dignity,” her musician husband Charley Drayton said in a statement. “Chrissy’s light burns so very brightly. … She paved the way for strong, sexy, outspoken women.”
As one YouTube user notes: RIP Chrissy … U not only Touched Yourself … U Touched the World !!!
PSY’s New Song Is Out… (audio)
PSY’s new single is out and it has a very innocuous title… “Gentleman.”
It “pokes fun at a self-claimed gentleman who enjoys his time at a dance club,” said the AP who noted the song has lyrics both in Korean and English. Still, that doesn’t explain everything: Vulture wonders, “What is a ‘mother-father-gentleman’?” while Popdust thinks PSY is singing about gonorrhea at one point.
As for whether the song is any good, Kevin Fallon writes at the Daily Beast that it sounds “a little bit like ‘Safety Dance’ by Men in Hats, kind of like an LMFAO club track, exactly like ‘Gangnam Style,’ and a lot like noise.” If you liked “Gangnam Style,” he concludes, “you will like this song, because it is, basically, the same song.”
Jay-Z Fires Back At Cuba Trip Haters With Song ‘Open Letter’ (audio)
Some people didn’t like that Jay-Z went to Cuba for his anniversary… and Jay-Z doesn’t like them back.
The hip-hop mogul released a new track titled “Open Letter” in which he addresses the issue:
“They wanna give me jail time and a fine — Fine, let me commit a real crime.”
Several Florida Republicans — including Senator Marco Rubio and Representatives Ileana Ros-Lehtinen and Mario Diaz-Balart — have publicly voiced their disdain for the Knowles-Carters’ fifth anniversary excursion to the Communist country.
“Obama said, ‘Chill, you gonna get me impeached’/ You don’t need this sh*t anyway; chill with me on the beach. I done turned Havana to Atlanta/ Guayabera shirts and bandannas…Boy from the hood got White House clearance.”
Drudging up his criminal past, the rapper continues:
“I might buy a kilo for Chief Keef/ Out of spite, I just might flood these streets/ Hear the freedom in my speech.”
The Treasury Department wrote earlier this week that the trip was fully authorized as an educational and cultural exchange.
Not passing up a chance to brag, Jay-Z reminds listeners of his part ownership of an NBA basketball team, rapping:
“Would’ve brought the Nets to Brooklyn for free/ Except I made millions off it, you f**kin’ dweeb/ I still own the building, I’m still keeping my seats/ You buy that bulls***, you better keep your receipts.”
Ray J’s New Single Reminds Kanye He Had Sex With Kim First
Back in 2007 Kardashian was simply referred to as “Ray J’s ex” but she has come a long way since then: She built a multi-million dollar empire of television shows, clothing lines, and beauty products… Meanwhile Ray J hasn’t released a studio album since 2008 and his stint as an actor didn’t quite take off.
Kardashian may have once capitalized off of Ray J’s name, but now the recording artist seems to be hoping to do the same with Kardashian: He teased a new single on Friday called “I Hit It First.” The cover artwork for the single appears to be a pixelated photo of Kardashian and the song includes lyrics like:
“”She might move on to rappers and ballplayers / But we all know I hit it first. I had her head going North and her ass going South / But now baby chose to go West. No matter where she goes or who she knows / She still belongs in my bed.”
Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” Banned From YouTube (video)
Robin Thicke’s new music video has been banned from YouTube…. at least the unedited, X-rated version of it.
A rep for the singer said his buzzworthy “Blurred Lines” promo — featuring rappers T.I. and Pharrell and a bevy of frolicking nude models — is not longer allowed on the popular video sharing website. Thicke’s NSFW clip was shot by director Diane Martel and released last week. “Blurred Lines” garnered more than 1 million views in just a few days
(Doesn’t that girl look like a younger version of Beyonce?)
PSY’s New Song Title Is Going To Get Him Killed
PSY is planning to follow-up his major hit “Gangnam Style” with a new song that might raise some eyebrows..
The announced title is “Assarabia,” which is South Korean slang used to express thrills. Though the AP notes that the word has nothing to do with ethnicity or a certain body part, PSY is concerned Arabs might misunderstand and be offended.
He announced yesterday on a South Korean social media website that he’ll change the title and some lyrics. PSY has also promised to do some songs in English, but it’s not clear when.
Kelly Rowland’s New Song Is About Oral Sex (video)
Just clarifying in case the line ‘I like my kisses down low’ was too subtle for you.