During an interview with the Kyle and Jackie O Show on Australia’s 2day FM, Chris Brown confirmed he is no longer dating Rihanna… but is the reason behind the split that is turning heads: “Yeah, Imma do it [that is, celebrate his birthday yesterday] solo, I mean at the end of the day Shawty [Rihanna] doing her own thang, she on the road … it’s always gonna be love … I’m a grown man, just gotta fast forward. I’m always gonna love that person. I can’t be focused on wife-ing someone that young. I need to be the best Chris Brown I can be.”

So someone is too young to be getting married… we’re just not sure who.

Keira Knightley, 28, tied the knot with her beau James Righton, 29, this morning in an intimate ceremony at the town hall in Mazan, a small town around 12 miles from Marseilles, France.

The couple, who got engaged a year ago, exchanged vows in front of a handful of guests.

“It was not a long service and very few people” one witness tells People,. “The ceremony occurred just before noon and lasted only about 30 minutes. Keira looked beautiful. She wore a very pretty, very classic dress.”

“It was a very moving ceremony,” an onlooker tells Us Weekly of the low-key affair, officiated by Mazan mayor Aime Navello. “Keira looked emotional during the whole thing. She cried when they exchanged their vows but was still smiling.”

Fifty to 100 guests are expected to attend the wedding reception tonight, which will be held close to the couple’s vacation villa in in the picturesque hills near Avignon.

Amber Heard finally got what she wanted out of Johnny Depp: To be publicly acknowledged as his girlfriend.

While the Enquirer predicted that their first “official couple” pap walk would occur either at the Kentucky Derby or at The Lone Ranger premiere this July, Johnny made it happen faster (presumably) to keep his lady happy. That is, Amber and Johnny were photographed holding hands at the Rolling Stones concert in LA on Saturday night.

What does this mean? Two things: All the rumors about Heard, 27, and Depp, 49, were true. And Winona Ryder should let go of any hopes for a Wino Forever comeback.

Could it finally be over? Sources claim that Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian have finally settled their year-and-a-half long divorce

TMZ reports that Kris had softened his position about demanding an annulment because there was no proof Kim committed fraud when she married him… even if we all know she did, there’s no proof.

Kris will probably not be in court today as he’s with his team gearing up for the NBA playoffs. Kim, on the other hand, will show up.

Ozzy Osbourne took to Twitter yesterday to debunk rumors that he and wife Sharon are getting divorced. He wanted to make things clear and said it’s not divorce that’s the problem, it’s a relapse into drugs and alcohol.

“For the last year and a half I have been drinking and taking drugs. I was in a very dark place and was an a–hole to the people I love most, my family. However, I am happy to say that I am now 44 days sober,” he wrote, adding, “Sharon and I are not divorcing.” He went on to apologize to her, the rest of his family, his friends, his bandmates, and his fans for his “insane behavior during this period.”

Numerous reports have surfaced saying that Ozzy and Sharon have been living apart since the beginning of the month, with Ozzy renting a mansion near the Beverly Hills Hotel, where Sharon is staying; Celebuzz notes that moving vans were recently seen in front of their home. But son Jack recently tweeted that rumors of a divorce were “all bulls–t.”

Washed out rap mogul Diddy, 43 is rumored to be dating the hottest supermodel in town Kate Upton, 20.

Really? Out of all the men out there she chose to be with Diddy?

The New York Daily News reports that Diddy and Upton were spotted “sharing an intimate dinner” in Manhattan last Thursday.

One week earlier, the duo was allegedly seen making out at a club in Miami. “They were kissing,” an onlooker told the NYDN, “they weren’t hiding it.”

Upton was most recently linked to baseball player Justin Verlander, though the two reportedly broke up just before February 14th. The NYDN also said Diddy and his protégée-turned-girlfriend, singer/model Cassie, were house-hunting together in Beverly Hills in January…

I guess we will have to wait and see what happens with this one. Meanwhile, let’s think of a celebrity knickname for the couple. I vote for “Puffton”.

Nashville star and ultimate hot midget Hayden Panettiere is engaged to 6’6 boxer Wladimir Klitschko.

The happy couple confirmed the news via an Instagram photo. This is the 2nd round for the couple, who previously split for several months after 2 years together.

Insiders say that the 23 year old actress and her 37 year old athlete want to move quickly and that their wedding will likely take places this Summer.

The West Coast Choppers founder is once again a taken man… let’s see how much this one lasts.

A year after announcing their engagement, Sandra Bullock’s ex-husband, 43, married tatted-up socialite Alexis DeJoria in Malibu on Sunday. The biker exchanged vows with DeJoria, a pro-drag racer and daughter of Paul Mitchell hair company co-founder John Paul DeJoria.

It’s been almost three years since the admitted womanizer’s split from Oscar winner Bullock. The Blind Side actress ended her five year marriage to Jesse after a headline-grabbing cheating scandal romantically-linked him to Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, a loose-lipped tattoo model he met on MySpace.