Dennis Rodman Thinks He Deserves The Nobel Peace Prize

told Sports Illustrated he should get the next Nobel Peace Prize… I shit you not.

“My mission is to break the ice between hostile countries. Why it’s been left to me to smooth things over, I don’t know. Dennis Rodman, of all people. Keeping us safe is really not my job; it’s the black guy’s [Obama's] job. But I’ll tell you this: If I don’t finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something’s seriously wrong.” The former NBA star said about his ‘incredible work’ in .

Some other golden nuggets from the interview include:

- On his knowledge of North Korea: “Before I landed in Pyongyang, I didn’t know Kim Jong Un from Lil’ Kim. I didn’t know what country he ruled or what went on in the country he ruled.”
- On why Kim is not so bad: “Fact is, he hasn’t bombed anywhere he’s threatened to yet. Not South Korea, not Hawaii, not … whatever. People say he’s the worst guy in the world. All I know is Kim told me he doesn’t want to go to war with America. His whole deal is to talk basketball with Obama.”
- On his plan to return to North Korea next month: “I’m just gonna chill, play some basketball, and maybe go on vacation with Kim and his family. I’ve called on the Supreme Leader to do me a solid by releasing Kenneth Bae.”

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