Snooki Having A Boy

There’s a little penis fist-pumping inside Snooki.

The 24-year-old Jersey Shore resident shocked audiences when she announced news of her pregnancy to the world in an interview with Us Weekly in March. Now she is sitting down with In Touch Weekly to spill more beans on her baby bump: The mom-to-be and her fiance Jionni LaValle will welcome a baby boy in September.

She told the tabloid:

“Everyone said I was going to have a boy and they were right! I thought it was going to be a girl. I was hoping it would be, because all girls want girls. It’s still my baby, no matter what. I’m excited either way!”

Of course, pregnancy has come with one unforeseen consequence: A torpedoed sex drive.

“Our sex life is hardly there! I just feel too icky and gross. I’m so not in the mood to do stuff.”

Snooki and Jionni are deciding between two names for their son — Lorenzo or Jionni Jr.

Please let it be Jionni Jr…