Paula Deen May Have A Future In Porn

needs work… and fast. The chef was fired by everyone, including The Food Network, Walmart, Target, JC Penney, her book publisher Random House and other companies, after her admission that she made racist remarks. But there’s at least one company still interested in offering Deen a new gig…

PureMature.com, a porn company that features older women, sent a letter to Deen offering her a six-figure deal to endorse the site.

“Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic — you embody our perfect spokesperson,” the company wrote to Deen, adding that she’s a “MILF,” and they are willing to offer her “6 figures for very little work,” since there is no nudity required.

I don’t know what they will ask her to do but I’m sure it involves a lot of rolling around in butter.

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